Product Description
Step right up to the College Carnival Package—a gloriously over-the-top, slightly ridiculous mash-up of speed-pitch, carnival chaos, and middle-aged-mondo-energy. We’re two plump powerhouses with more gusto than grace, and this package is designed to burn off your students’ energy (and maybe our own—because we’re kind of out of shape, but we’re still sprinting on enthusiasm).
What’s on the conga line of carnivalesque mayhem:
Speed Pitch – A fast-pitch baseball station, because nothing says “college spirit” like watching beer-gutted entertainers swing—or miss—with alarming gusto.
Three Carnival Games – Classic ring toss, balloon pop, and duck shoot… or whatever goofy games we still remember from our childhoods.
DJ – Our high-energy DJ sets the soundtrack—90s nostalgia, some guilty pleasure pop, and a few misguided attempts at the latest trends.
One Concession Stand – Serving carnival classics: cotton candy, popcorn, maybe even sno-kone!
Vomitron – That wild gyroscope ride that’ll have students spinning—and possibly reaching for a bucket (don’t worry, we supply those too).
Whirlybird – The classic whirlwind spin that’s hilarious and scary in equal measure—like watching two rotund dudes whirl themselves into dizzy oblivion.
Climbing Wall – A modest climb to ego-inflating heights—because watching college kids easily outclimb us is part of the fun.
Joust – Soft-foam jousting duels—nothing like two grown men flailing on inflated platforms to really get the crowd cheering.
Bungee Run – The sprint-and-flop game; brace for crashes that rival our dance moves.
Poop Bounce House – Yes, a bounce house with a poop emoji theme. It’s ridiculous, it’s gross, it’s hilarious… and isn’t that college life in a nutshell?
Why this package oozes awesome (and maybe some questionable life choices):
It’s the carnival equivalent of trying to do a backflip after your second slice of pizza: wildly enthusiastic, a bit sloppy, but undeniably entertaining. If you’re looking for a college event that’s equal parts nostalgia, absurdity, and pure belly laughs, look no further. Two chubby, breathless entertainers (that’s us) will keep the vibe high!
Ready to book? Lock it in before our arteries (and energy) give out! We’ll bring the chaos, the corny jokes, and the good-natured self-deprecation—that glorious fusion that makes Pete & Chris Amusements the rotund slapstick legends of New England.
