JUMBO BATTLESHIP! 🚒πŸ’₯

$75

JUMBO BATTLESHIP! 🚒πŸ’₯

Battleship got tired of sitting on a coffee table and decided to become an outdoor party game.

Toss ping pong balls at your opponent’s fleet, hit the holes, sink their ships and send the entire navy to the bottom!

Kids can play it normally. Adults can put their own beverages in the 16 oz cups and suddenly everyone’s taking this game WAY too seriously. πŸ˜‚

Table, ships, cups, ping pong balls and HIT covers included.

$75 + delivery β€’ No electricity needed β€’ 2+ players

And yes… we’re fat enough that we’re basically our own naval fleet.

Product Description

Jumbo Battleship

The classic game of Battleship… except the ships are HUGE.

$75 + delivery

Forget shouting β€œG-4!” across the living room. Jumbo Battleship takes the classic game of Battleship and blows it up to party size.

Each player has their own fleet of ships, and instead of calling out coordinates, you’re launching ping pong balls and trying to land them in the enemy.

Sink all of your opponent’s ships and you win!

How to Play

Each side gets a fleet of four ships:

  • 🚀 1-hole Scout
  • 🚒 2-hole Destroyer
  • 🚒 3-hole Cruiser
  • 🚒 4-hole Battleship

Set up your fleet however you want. Spread them out. Hide the little guy behind the big guy. Build a blockade. Get sneaky.

Then start firing!

Toss or bounce a ping pong ball toward your opponent’s fleet. Land it in a hole and it’s a HIT! Cover that hole and take another shot. Once every hole on a ship has been hit, that ship is officially sunk.

Sink the entire enemy fleet and you’re the captain now.

Kids Version or Adult Version?

For the kids, the cups can stay empty and it’s a simple, ridiculous game of skill and luck.

For the adults… well… the cups are big enough for 16 oz beverages.

We supply the cups.

You supply the questionable decisions.

We do not provide alcoholic beverages.

What’s Included

  • Two complete fleets β€” 8 ships total
  • Ping pong balls
  • HIT covers
  • Folding table
  • 16 oz cups
  • Setup and breakdown

No electricity required.

It’s great for backyard parties, school events, carnivals, picnics, pirate-themed parties, and pretty much anywhere people enjoy throwing things at other people’s stuff.

And if you already know our shows, you know this is exactly the kind of game that makes sense coming from two middle-aged guys who apparently decide normal party games weren’t ridiculous enough.

Jumbo Battleship β€” $75 + delivery