Product Description
🏴☠️ Pirate Package – The Ultimate High-Seas Slapstick Adventure! 🏴☠️
Craving an event package that’s so packed with pirate mayhem even we (two proudly rotund, snack-powered, middle-aged entertainers) need a snack break after setting it up? Look no further! This swashbuckling bundle brings the pirate fun, the obstacle action, and the game that has kids yelling “ARRRGH!” (and us yelling “Where’s the food?”) for days.
⚓️ What’s in the Treasure Chest:
🏰 Pirate Bounce & Slide
Buccaneer Bounce – The Pirate Ship Bounce House – A pirate ship themed bounce house with a slide inside! Little landlubbers can leap, slide, and pretend to make us look slow (which isn’t hard).
🎭 Pirate Magic Comedy Show
Sea Shanties and Silliness! – A Pirate Magic Show – Join Pufferfish Pete & Crabby Chris on a slapstick voyage full of sea shanties, audience hijinks, and laugh-’til-you-spill-your-pretzel moments as they hunt for the fantastic missing treasure of Captain Pasta the Skunk.
🚢 80-Foot Pirate Obstacle Course
80 Ft Pirate Obstacle Course – A massive inflatable challenge for those kiddos with way too much energy. Navigate, climb, dash, and squeal — all while we pretend we could still do this in our prime (with nachos).
🎯 Pirate Frame Game
Swashbuckler Frame Game – This carnival-style toss game lets aspiring pirates catapult balls at the ship target to score prizes. Easy to play, big on smiles, and it gets kids willingly running back for another go — unlike us chasing down snacks.
🏴☠️ Package Highlights
A-to-Z fun — from bouncing to obstacle racing to skill-based carnival play.
Designed for kids ages ~3–12 — with engagement that keeps kids busy (and us guessing how they’ve got that much stamina).
Interactive entertainment — the show has slapstick schtick, pirate puns, and enough audience participation to make it feel like everyone’s “crew.”
Perfect for: Birthday parties, school events, community fairs, family festivals, and ANY day that needs an excuse to dress like a pirate (and eat extra snacks).
💰 Pricing & Details:
Contact us for current availability — we’ll help you pick the best booty (package) for your event date and crowd size. Note: inflatables require power, and middle-aged entertainers require snacks (preferably pre-event).
